The following sentence will probably never land me in the pages of American Vogue: If Anna Wintour and Carine Roitfeld were dangling off of a cliff, and I could only save one of them, believe me I would let Wintour fall. I LOVE French Vogue. Can I read it? HELL NO! And I am not a francophile in any significant way. I love French Vogue the way I love cheese fries: it is excellent!

So tell me, what the hell were Roitfeld and Mr. Steven Klein (who has been on his game recently) thinking when they let this bit of crap fall through the illustrious cracks of Vogue?

I’m usually the first to call bullshit on false controversy, but I will give the blogosphere and even CNN a little leeway on this. I’m not only offended because the images are, you know, of a Dutch chick made to look black. And not painted BLACK. Painted dark brown, like a skin color. But she could of been painted yellow for all I care - to be honest, the images are uninspired at best and for my $10 I expect a little bit more. But what is really annoying is that in context, this was the Supermodel issue, with not 1 model of color in the bunch. Yes. For real! To quote the French: the more things change, the more things stay the same.

Maybe I’ll let both of those bitches fall.

4 Responses to “Do I have to Choke a Bitch!?!”

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